Or this: The which conceals your ladyparts in workout wear, swimsuits and other tight fitting pants.
To be honest, nip slips happen to the best of us.
Presenter Katy, who was eager to promote unity and solidarity, went through a whopping eight outfits changes during the night.
Seriously, Meghan is probably secretly a huge bitch and her sister, Pippa Middleton, is as bland as they come.
Why hide her, um, assets? I just love Nicki, so I'm gutted.
Obviously, behind all the glitz and glamour, hides a shameless and dangerously sexy seductress.